"I never said Springfield was in Oregon."
There you have it, folks.
Now, not all of the responses to my article were negative; in fact, here's one of my favorites:
I was skeptical, but they make a good case. @TheSimpsons. http://t.co/JGx0VxH5LW
-- Hank Azaria (@HankAzaria) November 19, 2014
That's right, Hank-freaking-Azaria said I made a good case. For those of you who are wondering "Why do I care what the guy from The Birdcage has to say about The Simpsons?"
Well, because over 100 Simpsons characters are voiced by him, from Moe Szyslak to Chief Wiggum.
For those of you who still aren't convinced that the Simpsons live in Illinois, here are a few more reasons that'll hopefully persuade you.
1. Elected officials and candidates for public office who love to overpromise, and the end results are catastrophic.
2. It floods so much that you can take your boat out into the streets:
3. Our mayors like to get down and boogie:
4. Down-and-out salesman Gil Gunderson (affectionately known as "Ol' Gil) shows off the Saluki Strut* with Bart and Homer, and he's just 2 credits short from being a Southern Illinois University graduate:
*Note: SIU does not have a dance called the "Saluki strut," but the chief marketing and communications officer thinks maybe it should.
5. Emergency budget meetings where drastic cuts are needed? Check:
6. Sad Cubs fans? Check:
(via SBnation.com)
7. For those of you who still think the Simpsons live in Oregon, try this one on for size: Self-service gas stations are illegal in the state of Oregon, but not in Illinois:
8. Two-story outhouse? Check.
Two-story outhouse in Gays, Illinois
9. Where else can you find this many giant promotional statues?
Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IV: Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
10. Hullabalooza sounds an awful lot like Lollapolooza...
Note: While Lollapolooza was originally a music festival that toured across the country, it became a weekend destination festival set in Grant Park, Chicago after its revival.
11. Teacher strikes? Check.
Photo: Atomazul / Shutterstock.com
12. Lots of corn fields? Check.
13. Same-sex marriage is legal? Check.
14. In Illinois, it's almost a right of passage to have worked at Dairy Queen at some point in your life:
Also, the first Dairy Queen was in Joliet, Ill.
15. There is a Moe's Tavern in Illinois, and they serve the famous "Flaming Moe" drink:
16. Simpsons superhero, Radioactive Man, is a pretty close doppelganger for Superman, whose home is Metropolis, Illinois:
Radioactive Man's catchphrase: Up and atom! One of Superman's catchphrases: Up, up and away!
17. Reputation for drinking? Check:
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18. Shady school contracts? Check:
19. El Barto graffiti:
"Simpsons El Barto" vandal sought in Naperville. http://t.co/r4eU23fJWz @TheSimpsons http://pic.twitter.com/74GrF8ELMl
— Geoff (@GeoffotoTrib) July 1, 2013
20. Illinois is in the heartland of America:
21. Unfair school funding determined by zip code:
22. Overall, our state's schools are underfunded:
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