Monday, March 14, 2016

The First Rule Of Trump Rally Fight Club


1st Rule: You do not talk about substantive issues.


 


2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about substantive issues.



3rd Rule: Fights end when someone goes limp, taps out, or passes out drunk.


 


4th Rule: It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or until the old lady heils Hitler.



5th Rule: Get 'em out.


 


6th Rule: Every fight must contain at least one person wearing camo.



7th Rule: It's not a racial thing. Seriously. We're spitting in each other's faces because we disagree over Chinese tariffs.


 


8th Rule: If this is your night at a Trump rally, you have to fight.


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